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Miss-You

Aisa nahi ki ab tum yaad nahi aate, Bas khudko kahi aur uljha ke rakhna seekh liya hai maine..


Love

One Day She's Mine..
The Next Day She's Gone..

Last Night She Was Sweet..
The Next Morning She's Insensitive..

Loving Someone Is Not Always About Fairy tales & Fantasies..
It's About Truth And Realities."


Funny

Ham udas bethe pani me pathar mar rahe the 1 Mendak Nikal kar Bola-aa Teri Udasi Utaru sale,apni wali ke chakkar me Meri wali ka sar fod dia

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Shayari   Bewafa  

Mujhe Maut Kya Maaregi,
Main To Pehlay Se Hi Fanaa Hun,
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Mujhe Gham Nahi Uski Bewafaai Ka,
Main Pareshan Apni Wafa Se Hun...


Jokes

A Doctor opened a clinic & wrote
outside the clinic:
Any treatment in Rs.300/- & if we cant treat, we will pay you back Rs.1000/-.

A CLEVER Man comes to do fraud & thinking to get Rs.1000.

He says to the Doctor:
I cant feel any taste on my tongue...

Doctor asks the Nurse to put few
drops of medicine from box no 22.
After that the MAN shouts: "What d_____...its URINE!!
The doctor says congratulations your sense of taste is back now.

The MAN was angry as he lost Rs.300.

After 2 weeks MAN comes back again & this time he thinks to get back his previous 300 too.
MAN: Doc! I've lost my memory.
Doctor: Nurse! pls put some drops of medicine from Box no 22 on his tongue.
MAN : Wait doctor but that medicine is for sense of taste.
Doctor: Congratulations your memory is back.

Moral: Don't try to be over-smart with Doctors...


Shayari   Luv-Shayary  

Kitni khoobsurat ho tum,
kitna haseen chehra hai tumhara,
log kate hain tumhe chaand ka tukda,
main kahta hoon chaand tukda hai tumhara

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Hubby-Wife   Jokes  

Shaadi se pehle bhagwan se dua maangi thi
ki achha PAKANE wali biwi dena.
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Saala, 'khana' mention karna hi bhool gaya!


Love

Distance is just a test to see how far love can really go.

I always think of you before I fall asleep.

The words you said.

The things we laughed about,

and the silent moments we shared


Facebook

The first thing I do , when somebody tag
me on their picture, click on "UNFOLLOW
POST".. ;-)


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