Mera Chaand Mujhe ... Aayaa hai Nazar...
Aye raat zara... Tham tham ke Guzar !!
The guys who comment "where are the wings of this beautiful angel" on girl's DP
are the same who say "yaar ladkiya bohot bhaaw khati hai"
Gabbar: Sambha, tumhara janam kaise hua?
Sambha: Mere parents ne Usha Utthup se song gavaaya...
Sambha ho, ho, ho, ho, ho...
aur main ho gaya ;)
Ladka ladki dekhne gaya.
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Thodi der chup baithne ke bad ladka
... bola:
" English chalegi naa" ?
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Ladki sharmate hue boli:
Namkeen saath mein ho to desi b
chalti
hai ;-):-D
Isn't it strange that the words "I
love you" takes up such a small
space on paper but such a big place
in anyone's heart?
Change in Attitude..
5 years old boy:
I Love u Mom.
MoM:
Awwww. . .i Love u Too!
16 years Old Boy:
I Love u Mom.
MoM:
Sorry!I Have No Money. .
26 years Old Boy:
I Love u Mom.
Mom: Kon hai? Kahan rehti hai wo kamini? :p ;-)
Tum Chupa Naa Sakogi
Main Woh Raaz Hun
Tum Bhula Naa Sakogi
Main Woh Andaaz Hun
Gunjta Hun Jo Dil Main
Main Wohi Saaz Hun
Jo Tumari Dhadkano Sey Nikalti hai
Wohi Tumare Dil Ki Awaaz Hun
Conversation between two indians :
Indian 1 : Yaar India mein bahut corruption ho gaya hai.
Indian 2 : haan yaar, saale sab neta chor hai.
Conversation between an indian and a foreigner :
Foreigner : India is a corrupt country.
Indian : Shut the f*ck up,
you bastrad, otherwise i"ll brake your all teeth...:D
Moral :
Tedha hai par mera hai.
Respect your country because you are your country.
proud to be Indian