Ishq karna ha to phir dard b sehna sikho ,
Warna esa karo , oqaaat main rehna sikhoo

Love Is
Such A Marvelous Word..!!

If A Boy Understands, Girl Doesn't.. :\

If Girl Understands, Boy Doesn't.. :\

If Both Understand, World Doesn't..:\

Kitne Majboor Hain Hum Chahat K Hathon,
Mat Pocho....!!!!

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Na Tumhain Paane Ki Oqaat Rakhte Hain, Na Tumhain Bhool Jane Ka Hosla!!:'(

Height of kaminapan
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Wife:" Baju-wali har saal apne
patik sath
10 din bahar ghumne jaati hai
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Aap kabhi leke gaye ???
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Husband:" Maine to 4-5 baar
poocha par
wo nahi maani... :P :D

Tere na honae se jindgi m bss itnii si kami h...
Mai chaahe laakh muskura lu parr ankho me nami ha

Santa:- Rasgulle hai
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Dukandaar:- nahi
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Santa:- dekh lunga
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Dukandaar:- (Gusse me) kya dekh lega
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Santa:- Dusri Dukaan pe jakar dekh
lunga

Let me redefine heartbreaking :

A father killing his all desires to provide to the family & still feeling sad when he is sometimes unable to fulfill the wishes of his children cz he can't afford it.

Badi Mushkil Se Sulaya Hai Maine Khud Ko
Apni In Aankhon Ko Tere Khwabon Ka Lalach De Kar

Abhi Tak Mojood Hein Es Dil Mein Tery Qadmoon K Nishan . . .
Tumhary Baad Es Raah Sy Kisi Aur Ko Guzarnay Nahi Diya . .

One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.

MOM: Wake up, son. It's time to go to school.

SON: But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school.

MOM: Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.

SON: One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.
MOM: Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to
school.
SON: Give me two good reasons WHY I 'should' go to school?
MOM: One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old.

Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.