Bahu: Maaji, yeh abhi tak nahi aaye,
kahi koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi hai unke ?
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Maaji: Are Kambakht tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai,
Ho sakta hai ke kisi truck ke niche aa gaya ho! :p

People Think
SMOKING
Is Hard To
Quit.
G0D ! !
They Haven't Tried To Quit WhatsApp Yet .. !

The person whom u love the most
breaks ur heart and leaves

Even after years wen u see that person,
ur heart misses a beat..
Hard but TRUE. :(

Kehne Walon ka kuch naheen jata,
Sehne wale kamal kerte hain

Ek ladka ek baba ko apna hath dikhata hai..
Baba :
Beta Tum Pay Ek Bhootni Ka Saya Hai ! O.O

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BOY:
Baba Main Thappad Mar Dunga Jo Meri GF K Baray Main Kuch Bhi Kaha To!! =D.

Boy : Bitch

Girl : I've been called worse before .

Boy : Oh , really what ?

Girl : Your girlfriend >.<

Life is too short to wake up
in the morning with regrets.
So love the people who treat you right
and
forget about the ones who don't.

GOOD MORNING!! :-))

When ever Someone Hurts you ,

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Dont Cry... Remember It takes 49 Muscles to cry And 12 Muscles to Smile But Only 5 Muscles to give a slap !!!

What is special in love ?
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nothing special...!
Two vowels ,
two consonants ,
&
two fools...!! :-D