In a relationship, honesty & trust must exist.
If they don't, there is no point of loving.
So if you can't afford to be honest, stay single..!!

Mom: "Hey why are you all dressed up? Where are you going?
Daughter: "To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook profile picture.

Mobile company ke kisi brilliant salesman ko loose motion ho jaye

Toh wo doctor ko kaise batayega?

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Doctor saab subah se unlimited outgoing chal rahi hai,

Ander se nayi nayi ringtone sunai deti hai,

Pet me balance khatam ho gya hai,

Thoda b recharge karta hu to 5 min me discharge
ho jata hai,

Meharbani karke ye scheme band kardo. :(

Chup ho kis wajha se hamen Maloom nai magr,
Dil doob sa jata hai jb tum bakwas ni krte :-P

Miyaan Wo Din Gaye Abb Yeh Hamaqat Kon Karta Hai..!!!

Wo Kya Kehtay Hain Uss Ko?
Haan Mohabbat Kon Karta Hai..!!!

Sometimes I Think..
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Sometimes I Don't..
;)

Aisa hi chalta hai mera toh! :p :D

Raat ne chadar samet li hai,
Suraj ne kirne bikher di hai,
Chalo utho aur thanks kaho Bhagwan ko,
Jisne hume ye Pyari si subah di hai..

"YADGAAR DATE"
Ek Din Me Us k Sath Gaya Date Par,
Phir Usne Apni Birthday Pe Bulaya Gate Par,
Ham Ne Kuch Baten ki Beth Kar,
Us k Bhai Ki Hat Gai Hame Dekh kar,
Phir Usne Mujhe Chamat Diya Khench kar,
Phir Laat Maari Mere Pet Pr,
Ek Hafte Tak Me Leta Raha Bed Par,
Ab Kabhi Nahi Jaonga Date Par.

Kripya Dhyaan De....
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Dhyan dene ke liye Shukriya.:-):)
agar itna dhyaan
padhaai pe dete to exams me 1st aate..
Apna kaam kariye :P :D
(itne niche aa gaye to like bhi kar dijiye) :P