Mobile Sms, Status Updates and images. Hindi, Marathi, Punjabi and English messages.

Jokes

Ek SHRABI let kar gane ga rha tha,2-3gane ga kar wo ulta let kar gane lga

dusra shrabi:yar ulta let kr kyo gane lga

Shrabi: pehle A side thi ab B side hai.


Tears   Shayari  

Koi ruthe jhan to kisi ka kya jata hai,
ronewala hi ek akela aansu bhata hai,
Duniya dard de to sahn b ho jata hai,
Pr jab koi apna dard deta hai rona tabi aata hai


Sad   Life  

Hardest truth of life....
,,we always waite for our special one's to msg daily,
but....
We dont know that they are busy with their special one.
Strange but true

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Shayari   Bewafa  

Jaan kar v wo mujhe jaan na paye, ajtak wo mujhe pehchan na paye, khud hi kar li bewafai humne taaki unpe koi iljam na aaye.


Jokes     Funny  

Samosa said to Aalu: Jab main fry hota hon to tmhe cover kr k garam oil se bacha leta hon Bcoz i love u

Aalu said: Jab log tmhe fry hone k foran bad khaty hain to main bhi unki zuban jala deta hoon
I love u 2

Moral: - In dono ki prem kahani pe na jayen
Samosa thora thanda kar k khaen
Shukriya


Santa-Banta

1 Girl Fasi Laga rahi thi,
Santa ne Window se Dekh raha
tha,
Socho Santa kya bola hoga?
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Sirf latkne se height nhi bdhegi
mummy ko bolo COMPLAN pilaye
=D :P :D =D

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Goodbye

Two Things Are Really Difficult To Say In Life...

Hello for the 1st time to an unknown person..

Goodbye for the last time to whom we really love... !!


Funny

Ladki ki vidai ke time dulhe ka Mobile Baja....
Dulhan ne dulhe ko Kas ke Thappad Mara....

Bolo Kyu ???? .
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kyu ki....

dulhe ki Mbl Ki Ringtone Thi...
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Dil me apne armaan chhupa ke hum chale...
aaj hum apni maut ka saman utha le chale......


Shayari   Sad  

Tere na hone se zindagi mein bus itni si kami
rehti hai,
Main chahe lakh muskurau in ankho mein nami
rehti hai...


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