Nobody is interested in ur updates like 'feeling hungry' or 'feeling sleepy' unless u r Angel priya or Princess Natasha.
Ye saali zindagi Bhi Earphone k jaisi hai. Lakh suljha k rakho ulajh hi jaati hai. :| :/
A Blind Man Was Begging On Side With A Board Written..
"I Am Blind Help Me"
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Once A Man Passing That Side Saw Him.
He Took His Board & Wrote Some Thing.
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From That Time The Blind Man Got Heavy Collection.
Many People Started Giving Money To Him.
Can You Guess What He Wrote..??
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He Wrote: "U R Beautiful But,
I Cant See U"
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The Way Of expressing Can Change
Many Things.
So express Ur Ideas In Different Way. :)
Ek chor 1 crore rupies aur bahut gold chori karke bhag raha tha..
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Ek gunge, bahre insan ke ghar ghus gaya..
Maal udhar rakh kar bola"Kal aake le jaoonga"
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Dusre din gaya..
Maal vahan nahin tha Puchha to
gunga aise ishare karta
mano wo kuch nahin janta..
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Chor apne ek aise dost ko le
aaya jo gungo ki bhasha janta tha..
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Chor Bola:" isko puchh maal
kahan hai bata de
nahin to shoot kar dunga.."
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Gunga darr gaya aur apni bhasha mein bola "Ghar ke pichhe jo tree hai
uske niche.."
Chor ko kuch samjah nahi aaya..
Usne Dost se puchha
"Kya bolta hai ??
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Dost:" Bolta hai goli marde..
Main nahin bataunga.. ;) :D
FUNNY INTERVIEW
Officer : What Is Your Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : Tell Me Properly.
Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir.
Officer : Your Father's Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir.
Officer : Your Native Place ?
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?
Candidate : No, Mani Pal Sir.
Officer : What Is Your Qualification ?
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : (Angrily)What Is It ?
Candidate : Metric Pass, Sir.
Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : And What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Money Problem Sir.
Officer : Describe Your Personality ?
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly..
Candidate : Mindblowing Personality Sir.
Officer : This Discussion Is Now over, You May Go
Now....>.<
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : huh..What Is It Now ??
Candidate : My Performance Sir.
Officer : M P.
Candidate : What Is That Sir. ....??
Officer : Mentally Punctured.
Candidate: M P. Sir.
Officer : Now What Is Thissss ????
Candidate: My Pleasure Sir.
Officer:who bought you here?
Candidate:M P SIR
Officer:Now what is this
Candidate:mummy papa sir
3 reactions of a girl without a Boyfriend..
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1) Main nahi padti in chakkaro me :|
2) Gharwale important hain aur unke
saamne Bf kuch bhi nahi :)
3) Sab larke kutte hote hain.. :|
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Same girl after having boyfriend..
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1) Yaar pata nahi kaise ho gaya pyaar.. Uske
siway kuch nahi dikhta ab mujhe :s
2) Gharwalon ko manana padega kaise bhi.. I
can't leave him :|
3) Wo baaki ladkon ki tarah kutta nahi hai...
He loves me alot.. :)
If u advise him, he thinks u r dominating. If u dont, u r not doing anything..
If u agree to all his likes, u r sweet. If u dont, u r not understanding.
If he calls u, he is missing u. If u call, u r disturbing him.
If he asks u anything,its his right. If u ask, u r interfering.
If he cares, he loves u but if u care, u r very possessive.
And he says "women are confusing!"
HATS OFF to girls for tolerating this species!! :D