Mobile Company ke kisi Brilliant salesman ko Loose motion ho jaye.
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TOH WO DOCTOR KO KAISE BATAYEGA?
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Doctor sab subah se unlimited outgoing chal rahi hai,
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Ander se nayi 2 ringtone sunai deti hai,
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Pet me balance khatam ho gya hai,
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Thoda b recharge krta hu to 5min me discharge ho jata hai,
Meharbani karke ye scheme band kar do. :( :P

Main rahu na rahoo ye dua rahegi meri,
Tum khush raho sada mere sath bhi mere bad bhi....

एक बार उसने कहा था मेरे सिवा किसी से प्यार
ना करना !!
बस फिर क्या था,तब से मोह्हबतकी नज़र से हमने खुद को भी नहीं देखा..!!

Ek ghane jungle mein aap akele...rat ke 2 baje ka time.

Samne ped par ek lash latki hui...
Jiski ankhen bahar lataki hui.

Apke dil men ghabrahat, sanse tej chalti hui.

Aap us lash ke pas gae.....achanak ped ki tehni tuti n lash aap ke upar giri..

Then..
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Calculate the force with which the body will fall on you.
Also calculate the kinetic energy when the body will be at height 6 ft from ground?
(Take g=9.8m/sec sqre,mass=66 kg)

I thought i am in love, My nights are going sleepless, My days are useless..


I asked Heart :- Is this Love ?
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Heart Replied :- No dear syllabus zyaada hai aur tujhe kuch nahin aata hai ;)

Mujhe Maloom Tha Ki Lout Kar Akele Hi Aana Hai..!! . .
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Phir Bhi Tere Sath Chaar Kadam Chalna Acha Laga....!!!!

Ek baar santa hath dikha ke ek car ko
rokta hain.
car rukti hain lekin santa dekhta hain Car me koi nahi hain. Wo peeche
ki seat par baith jata hain aur car apne aap chalne lagti hain.
Aur jab mod aata hai to bahar se haath aata
hai car ko ghuma deta hai
Santa sochta hain k zarur isme
bhoot hain wo hi car chala raha hoga.
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Fir car acchanak ek petrol pump pe rukti hain aur ek aadmi aake
driving seat par bethne lagta hain.
Santa ne use rokte hue kaha-
bhai ispe mat baitho. Yaha bhoot hain.
Wo aadmi bola - abey sale ye meri car hain.
Mai pichle 5 km se ise dhakka marke
leke aa
raha hu... >.<

Mere hasti ko smjhne ke liye bus itna he kafi hai,
Main uska hargiz nahi hota jo har kisi ka ho jaye....

Aksar zindagi me kuch aisa hota hai,
Hasti hai aankhe aur dil humara rota hai,
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Jinhe hum apni manjil samajte hai,
Unka humsafar koi aur hi hota hai..!!