Optimist: The glass is half full. :)

Pessimist: The glass is half empty. :(

Maa: Yaha jootha glass kisne rakha. >.<

Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged
Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ?

Now That's called.. - Positive Thinking..

My SMILE... :)

Doesn't always mean "I m Happy...
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Sometimes It Means
"I Can Manage ..."
And
Sometimes It Just Means
"I m Tired Of Crying...

Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
.
.
husn ke tewar nookile ho gaye...
.
.
Hum izhar karne me thode dheele ho gaye,
.
.
AUR UNKE HAATH PEEL HO GAYE....
.
.
isliye Hum Rangeele Ho Gaye...

Morning Gyan...!
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"Insaan "Complain" Se Nahi

Apne "Karm" Se Bada Hota Hai...
.
.
If You Have A Dream,

Chase It Like Virat Kohli...

Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta,
.
.
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
.
.
Pass hote toh thik hai,
.
.
Warna insurance claim karva lete..

Tu meri queen :P

Main tera king :D

pehna de mujhe engagement wali ring.

Jeene se jab mann bhr jaega, to yaad karna
Kisi ne tumhe zindagi dene ke liye apni jaan mushqil me daali thi.
"Maa‬"

Other people will let you down.
So forget them and do something for yourself.

Sometimes, people let us down intentionally.
These are the people who pretend to be your "friend."
They act like as if they are always there for you.