Pappu Ke Ghar Billi Rehti Thhi,,, Pappu Billi Se Tang Aaker Use Kahi Chod Aaya.. Ghar Aaya To Billi Usse Pehle Pahunchi Hui Thi.. Pappu Billi Ko Dubara Kahi Door Chod Ke Aaya,.
Billi Phir Usse Pehle Ghar Pahunch Gayi..
...
,
PAppu Ko Bohut Gussa Aaya,,,
... . Abb Woh Billi Ko Bohut Hi Jyada Door Chodne
Gaya. '
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Waha Se Usne Wife Ko Phone Kiya Aur Pucha. Pappu: "Billi Ghar Pahunch Gayi Ya Nahi ?"
?
Wife: "Haan Pahunch Gayi Hai"
.
Pappu Rote Hue: "Uss Se Bol Ke Mujhe Aaker
Le Jaye, Mein Rasta Bhul Gaya Hoon"...... :P :D

I Wish I Could Give You My Pain Just For One Moment..
Not To Hurt You,
But to make you Understand How Much You Hurt Me..!!

Postive attitude.!
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Hum wo hai jo 'HAAR' k bhi ye kehte hain..
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"Wo Manzil hi BadNaseeb thi Jo hume na paa saki....!

Itna samajh chuka tha main uske mizaaj ko

Wo jaa rahi thi aur main hairaan bhi na tha.......!!!

Beautiful Relationshipsare
The One Which Have
'NO NAME'
Coz
When You Give A Name
To A Relationship,
It Limits The Ways In Which
You Can Love A Person. .

Pathan ne Garment Shop kholi

Usi me Real Estate Agency bhi khol li

Shop ke samne Tandur b lga liya

Aur Shop ka naam rakha

"Roti, Kapra or Makaan
Sab dega ye Pathan" :D

Bhale hi apne Dost km hain
Magar jitne Bhi hain Sab Nuclear Bomb Hai...!! :)

Somebody sent me An Interesting Medical Fact.....

At one point Vijay Mallya had Piles of Cash.
Now the Cash has gone and only the Piles remain.
This condition is medically called King Fissure !!! :D

Son: What is the national bird of India?

Dad: Before 8pm its peacock, After 8pm its tandoori chicken.