कितनी फिक्र है कुदरत को मेरी तन्हाई की
जागते रहते हैं सितारे रात भर मेरे लिए

Apni pasnd k raste par chalo,

Jaisa man aaye us tareeke se bat karo
Sirf wo karo jo dil kahey.

Or phir dekhna,
1 din sari dunia kahe gi
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"Beshrm kisi ki nahi sunta.. :D

Ghor Kalyug :
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A boy was teasing a girl at a bus
stop.
Girl : Ghar par maa /behen
nahi hai kya..?? .
Boy : Nahi..!! .
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Girl : To Ghar le chal na
pagal,
Yaha Time pass kyu kar
raHa hai..?? ;):-D:-D

Possessiveness Comes When There Is Fear Of
Losing A Loved One,
Not Because They Don't Trust You ,
But
Because They Cant Imagine A Life Without
You...

Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!"

Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter"

father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.
I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.
Sandra is actually your sister."

The boy is naturally bummed out,
but a couple of months later

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!"

Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter."

Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that.
Angela is also your sister."

This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,
he went straight to his mother crying.

Son: "Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I
can't date any of them because dad is their father!"

The mother hugs him affectionately and says:

"My love, you can date whoever you want.
Dont listen to him He isn't your father." :P

Dad Fainted :D:D

I've notice that being with you,
I smile a little more often,.
I get angery a little less quickly,
the sun shines a little brighter,
and life is so much sweeter. Luv U

Girl:mom aaj 1 ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya

Mom:tune usko chata mara ya nhi

Girl:mujhe achanak Gandhi ji yaad aa gaye aur maine dusra gaal bhi aage kar diya. :P :D ;)

Husband wife watching an Cricket match together:
After 5 minutes:

Wife: Is this Bret Lee?
Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler.

Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.
Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.

Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one.
Husband: It's Bangalore vs Mumbai.

Wife: How many runs they need to win now?
Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls.

Wife: Eh! That's easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball.
Husband: *Turns off the TV*

Wife: Turns it on again and starts watching "Daily serial"

Husband: Who is girl here ?
Wife: Don't disturb me please .

इसे इत्तेफाक समझो या दर्दनाक हकीकत,
आँख जब भी नम हुई, वजह कोई अपना ही निकला