EK baar ek aadmi Bike pe sawar ho kar border paar kar raha tha aur uski pith pe ek bag tha..
Border pe tainat sipahi ne usse puchha k is bag me kya hai.. ??
Addmi:"iss bag me mitti hai..
Sipahi ne thik se pura bag check kiya par usko mitti k siwa kuchh na mila... usne us bike sawar ko jane diya..
fir kuchh dino bad wo bike sawar fir se aaya aur fir se uske paas wohi bag tha
Sipahi ne fir check kiya par iss baar bhi mitti ke siwa kuchh na mila
iss tarah ye silsila 2 saal tak chalta raha..
2 saal me wo bike sawar bahut ameer ban gaya,,,
ek din ek hotel me wo sipahi us bike sawar se mila aur pucha ki: "Mujhe doubt hai ki tum kuchh na kuhch jaroor churate ho, mujhe bata do me kisi se bhi nahi kahuga
Bike sawar: "mai to bike churata tha :P
Japan ne chor ( thief ) pakadne ki
machine banai..
They took it to different countries
for a test. . .
...
In USA, 30 mins me 10 chor pakad
liye ;
In UK, in 30 mins me 20 chor
pakad liye;
In china , 10 mins me 30 chor
pakad liye;;
In Sri Lanka , 7 mins me 40 chor
pakad liye;
Last me us machine ko INDIA
laye . .
5 min me MACHINE hi chori ho
gai !!!! :P :D
Hamara har lamha chura liya aapne,
Aankhon ko ik chand dikha diya aapne,
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Hamein zindagi to di kisi aur ne,
Par pyaar itna dekar jeena sikha diya aapne..!!
Humne dil vapis manga to wo sir jhuke kar boli,
Wo to kabka toot gaya khelte khelte....
Things we do at railway station when train is late..!!
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GIRLS :
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1. sit and wait .
2. sit and wait . .
3. Sit and wait . .
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BOYS :
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1. Walk through out the station to find girls.
2. Go to toilet and call the number written there.
3. Looks in the reservation chart to find female passenger in his bogey,
even in other bogey.
4. Enters in bogies of other train and look for girl.
5. Annoy the t.c. By asking about fine for without ticket journey, and when t.c. Asks for ticket then show him after long discussion..!!
A guy is possessive for his girl....
on two conditions...
-May be he loves her so much that he can't even see her with anyone except himself...
-Or may be..he doesn't trust her and
their love much and fears that she might walk away with someone else better than him
?1 Hotel me naye Shaadi Shuda couple ke liye notice likha tha:
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Khidki par parde daal kar rakhe,
Aapka Pyaar andha ho sakta hai,
Magar hamara staff nahi :P:D
Thought of the day
A Bird sat on Tree doing NOTHING
A Rabbit thought to do the same & sat on Ground
Tiger cam & ate it!!
Moral : To sit & do NOTHING, You need to be on top :)
Manzilen bhi teri thi aur raasta bhi tera tha,
1 tera pyar paa lun,bus yahi sapna mera tha,
1 main akele reh gaya aur pura jahan bhì tera tha,
Mere sath rehne ki kasam bhi teri thi,
Phir akele chhodh jaane ka khayaal bhi tera tha,
Hathon mein haath le kar mujhe hasane ki socch bhi teri thi,
Meri Aankho mein Aansu dene ka silsila bhi tera tha.
Main kyun yahan tanha reh gaya?
Mera dil sawaal karta hai...
Kismat to teri thi par kya kHUDA bhi tera tha?
KHUDA BOLA:-
use yaar banane ki ghalti bhi teri thi
uspar yakin karne ka khyaal bhi tera tha
USE KYUN GUM HOGA TERE JANE KA???
KYUNKI SACCHA PYAR USKA NAHI SACCHA PYAR TO SIRF TERA THA...!!