Biwi: Jaanu tum mujhe waise pyaar nahi karte jaise Shahrukhkhan Kajol se film me karta hai.
Husband: Woh Pyaar karne ke 5cr leta hai, par tere Baap ne kabhi 200 bhi nahi diye:'(
Girl:
Promise Me That;
U will Not Love Any Other Girl after Me..!
Boy:
I Love you but I can't Promise So..! :O
Girl (Crying):
Means you will have Someone in Ur Heart..! :(
Boy (Smiling):
The Girl I will Love after you,
Will Call you Mom... :)
Teacher:
"Beta Nisaar tum kaisay paida hue?"
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Nisaar :
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" Jawani Jan-e-man.,
Haseen dil-ruba.,
Milay 2 dil jawan.,
Nisar ho gaya" :D
Ek Maa
Apney Jawan Bete k pas bethi thi.
Ek Kauwwa pas betha tha Maa ne poochha k beta ye kya hai?
Beta bola ye Kauwwa hai
Maa ne kuch der bad phr poochha ye kya hai?
Beta bola ye Kauwwa hai
Maa ne phir poochha ye kya hai
Beta:gusse se bola k kitni dafa bataon k ye Kauwwa hai
Maa hansi or boli k beta jb tu 3 saal ka tha yhi jaga thi or Kauwwa pas betha tha or tu ne 40 dafa poochha tha aur maine 40 dafa tera matha choom k bataya tha k ye Kauwwa hai.
MAA TUJHE SALAM.
KOI AAP SA KAHAN MAA
The top six reasons computers must be female:
6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as
"If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it...:-P
....When i talk to you ,
i know the meaning of understanding....
....when i laugh with you ,
i know the meaning of happiness....
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....when i touch you ,
i know the meaning of togetherness....
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....whenever i'm with you ,
i know the meaning of love....
Bahut alag hai dusro se meri dard ki qafiyat....
Zakham ki nishan nahi aur dard ki inteha nahi....
Thought for the day:
When ur ex-gf , ex wife says: 'you will never find anyone like me'
Reply with "well..that's the whole point" :-)
Wife to Husband:" Mai Ghar nahi aa sakti....
Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho gaye "
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After 1hour,
She calls back :
"Aa rahi hu, galti se pichli seat pe baith gayi thi" :D