Phone Call for Sehwag:
Indian Team Manager : Hello(over Phone)
Wife :Can I talk to Sehwag, this is his wife.
Indian Team Manager:Sorry, he is just going to bat
Wife:No Problem Manager, I will Hold on

The game was drifting off into total boredom,
when a man in the crowd suddenly burst into a round of applause.
The man next to him said 'Why did you do that?'
'Sorry' he replied 'I was trying to keep myself awake!'

A Boy Was Going With His G.F.

Frnd Asked : Who Is She?

Boy : My Cousin
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.

Nothing Cums Free Of Cost
In World
Including My
Sms!
So I Have Decided To Charge
For My Sms
&
The Price Is
.
Ur Smile

I Hope U
Paid It Now

Another Day Has Gone.

I'm Stil All Alone.
How Could This Be You're Not Here With Me,,,miss u

Shut Down Your Eyes,
Log On Some Memories,
Download Some Dreams,
Save Some Joys,
Delete All Your Sorrows..

Have A Nice Sleep.

Dimag aur Dil me, utna hi fark hai, jitna Phonebook aur Inbox me.!

Phonebook me hajaroo milate hai, Lekin Apne, sirf Inbox me milate hai dost.! Gud evng

~ Romance Mathematics ~
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

Girl: valentines day qareeb hai Janu

Kya gift dogay?

Boy: kya chayeh?

Girl:Ring

Boy: Ring Dounga par uthana nahi,
Balanace kam hai yaaar.