The Indian captain, Dhoni was in despair at his side's fielding.
Match after match, they dropped every chance that came their way.
Finally one day the captain called his men together
and told them that he was taking them fishing.
What for? they asked.
'To make sure you catch something this season!'

Inshallah Pakistan Jeetay Ga !!!
Say INSHALLAH
And Spread Dis Msg
As Much As U Can
So That 16 Crore People Say INSHALLAH
We Will Win
INSHALLAH.

AMEEN

Q. What does Agarkar put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat.

Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aya, Dost: Kitnay Runs Banay? Santa: Triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi Thay, Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia!

Scotland Yard Report:
None Of The Pakistani Crickters Are
Involved In Match Fixing!!
Mazhar Majeed Belongs To Peshawar!!
Us Ne Ek Din Pehle Hi Match Dekh Lia Tha!

Mujhy Match Haarne Ka Dukh Nahi Hai
Afridi,,,,
Dukh Tu Ye Hai K
H For Hussey Or
H For Harbhajan.:-(

Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar Is Male Or Female? Student: Female Teacher: How? Student: Just Now Commentator Told Beautiful Delivery By Shoaib Akhtar

'I'm very nervous about my first game for this team.' says a young cricketer.
'Why?'
'Well, they might all be great players.'
'Don't worry. If they were any good, they wouldn't be playing with you!'

Although it isn't generally known, there was once an industrial
dispute during a test match at the Eden Gardens.
As a result of it, the Indian batsmen became
the first ever union to come out on a non-strike.