Dil me Tum
Dharhkan me Tum
Aankhon me Tum
Saanson me Tum
Jahan b dekhu
Bus Tum hi Tum
Detol wali Anty sach kehti hen
germs har jaga hote hain

Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein Tamatar Aur Andon Ki Khushboo Lagta Hai Meray Wattan Ki Cricket Team Wapis Anny Wali Hai.

Wo Hume Bewafa Kehte H To Kehte Rahe
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Wo Hume Bewafa Kehte H To Kehte Rahe
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Mummy Kehti H.,
"Jo Kehta H,Wo KhudHi Hote H"

Saari umar zindagi se dur rahe,
teri khushi k liye tujhse dur rahe,
ab isse badkar wafa ki saza kya hogi,
ki tere hokar bhi tujhse dur rahe

Jeet Ki Umeed Laga Rakhi Thi
Nazar Tv Pe Tika Rakhi Thi
Duaon Ki Bhi Full Chain Bana Rakhi Thi
Par Jeet Hoti Kese!
Pakistan Ne Hijron Ki Team Bna Rakhi Thi

Ek Beggar nE Darwazay Per Dastak Di,
Admi Ne Andr Se Poch Kon?
Faqeer:ALlAh Ka Mehman.
Ye Sun Kr Wo Admi FaqeEr kA Hath Pakr Kr Masjid Le gYa,
or Bola Apko Galti Hui Hai.
ALLAH Ka Ghar yE HaI.

pyaar hai tabhi to yaad krte hai
din raat bs tera hi khyal rkhte hai
tum to kbhi hme sms krte hi nhi
aur ek hum hai to apni jaan nisar krte hain

The cricketer was proud of his progress as a batsman and invited his mother-in-law along to watch him play, hoping to impress her.
At the crease, he turned to the wicket-keeper and said 'I'm anxious to do well and really hit this ball. That's my wife's mother over there.'

'Don't be silly,' said the wicket-keeper. 'You'll never hit her at two hundred yards.

Q. Why don't Indian fielders need pre tour travel injections?

A. Because they never catch anything.