The cricketer was proud of his progress as a batsman and invited his mother-in-law along to watch him play, hoping to impress her.
At the crease, he turned to the wicket-keeper and said 'I'm anxious to do well and really hit this ball. That's my wife's mother over there.'
'Don't be silly,' said the wicket-keeper. 'You'll never hit her at two hundred yards.
Q. Why don't Indian fielders need pre tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.
The Indian captain, Dhoni was in despair at his side's fielding.
Match after match, they dropped every chance that came their way.
Finally one day the captain called his men together
and told them that he was taking them fishing.
What for? they asked.
'To make sure you catch something this season!'
Q. What does Agarkar put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat.
'I'm very nervous about my first game for this team.' says a young cricketer.
'Why?'
'Well, they might all be great players.'
'Don't worry. If they were any good, they wouldn't be playing with you!'
Although it isn't generally known, there was once an industrial
dispute during a test match at the Eden Gardens.
As a result of it, the Indian batsmen became
the first ever union to come out on a non-strike.
Phone Call for Sehwag:
Indian Team Manager : Hello(over Phone)
Wife :Can I talk to Sehwag, this is his wife.
Indian Team Manager:Sorry, he is just going to bat
Wife:No Problem Manager, I will Hold on
The game was drifting off into total boredom,
when a man in the crowd suddenly burst into a round of applause.
The man next to him said 'Why did you do that?'
'Sorry' he replied 'I was trying to keep myself awake!'