Spring is in air, Fresh blossoms everywhere.
Sending you my warm greetings on the
auspicious occasion of Vasant Panchami!
Boy to Girl:Tumhari Umar kya h?
Girl:20 years
Boy: tum ne to 5 saal pehle bhi yahi batayi thi?
Girl: dekha ladkiyan zubaan ki kitni pakki hoti hain.
Whenever u have a problem,just sing ur favourite song
U will realize that
The problem is better than ur voice!
Saraswathi Namasthubhyam,
Varadey Kaamarupinee!
Vidhyarambham Karishyami,
Sidhir bhavathu mey sada !
Happy Saraswati Jayanti
What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
After 20 years of friendship a friend asked his buddy:
"How come we travelled so far in this friendship?"
His buddy smiled and said:
"I know what you are, I understand what you cannot be"
"I am happy at what you are, and I compromisd on what you cannot be"
That's how we are here!!
Girl: Y Do U Always Follow Me Around ?
Boy: Well, Because When I Was A Kid, My Mom Told Me To Follow My Dreams
Aankh aapki bahey to aansu mere ho
saans aapki chaley to dhadkan meri ho
bas zindgi main yehi dil ki tamanna hai
key jab bhi aap ki yaad aaye aap mere saamne ho
I never worry about people who are so quick to point out problems. Usually, they aren't so quick to do something to solve them.