Tofani Barish me admi pizza hut pe Pizza lene aaya.
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Waiter: ap married ho ?
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Admi: Khud socho aisay tufan me konsi maa apne betay ko pizza lene bhejegi ?.:D:D:D

Ra.one released :but read this before watching it -
1: Govt has declared 26th Oct as public holiday to celebrate the end of Ra1 promotions...!
2: Govt of India just announced Rs 50,000 relief to all those who watched RA1 . Rs.25,000 for those who left atinterval.
3: Breaking News...! Crocin, Disprin, Combiflam, Adol Panadol, Diclomol and all Headache Tablets Stock over after RA.ONE's release
4: Salman to SRK after watching Ra.One, "Mujh par ekehsaan karna, dubara aisi movie mat banana"
5: Rahul Gandhi to meet people affected after seeing Ra.One.
6: Even Ra.mu doesn't wanna waste time by watchin Ra.one...!
7: Nahi chala RA.ONE...! Ab SRK bolega buy one get one aur ek week ke baad bolega, RA.ONE coming soon on Sahara.One and Star.one.
8: All bachelors must see Ra.One to understand what PAIN

1Hath me Pen
Dusre me Fon,

1Kan Lecture pe
dusra mobil pe,

1 ankh Board par
dusari ladkio par,

Kaun bola Student life is EASY?
Studnts are Very BUSY...:-

Taras Ata Hai Mujhe Apni Masoom c Palko per . . . . . . . . . . . Jab Woh Bheeg k Kahti Hein k Hum Se Ab Kisi or Ki Shadi Ka Card Parha Nahi Jata
:P :D

Zindagi ke 3 ajeeb level-

1. College Life - Time hai, Dost hai, Par Paisa nahi !
2.Office Life - Dost hai, Paisa hai, Par Time nahi !
3.Old Life - Time hai, Paisa hai, Par wo Dost nahi ! :o

Har dost ki value samjho coz at the end of the life hi realize hota hai k saala, kitna hi kameena sahi bt HAR EK FRIEND ZAROORI HOTA HAI.. :P:

Paper mein fail honay pay Dad ny sirf itna kaha
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'Bigg Boss chahtay hain k ap ghar sy nikal jayen' ;-> :/

Roses r lal, skies r nila, ur brain is like khali patila.
Bura man liya?

O.K

Roses r red, skies r blue, I born smart
what d hell hapened to u.

Thora sa or bura manlo :p

Up coming movies movies
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1: Jab we chat
2: Namaste facebook
3: Hum aapke hai mutual friend
4: 7 gaali maaf
5: Hum like kar chuke sanam
6: Kabhi relationship, kabhi single
7: Maine poke kyu kiya
8: Mujhse chatting karoge
9: Mere Brother Ki Profile

It's Very Sweet
When Someone Knows Every, Single Detail About You

Not Because You Told Them. . .
But Because They Noticed You ! :)