Hum Bebas hai beparwa nai,
Hum Udaas hai khfa nai,
Kadar karte hai dosto ki Dil se,
Hum Majboor zror hai,
Magr bewafa nai

Custome: Ye Bakra kitne ka hai?
Salesman: 500 Rs.
Customer: Itna sasta!
Salesman: China ka hai....
Koi gurantee nahi, ho sakta hai kal bhonkna shroo kar de.

most common chat on facebook

boy:hey (aftr few secnd boy thinks kamini reply to degi hi nhi)

girl:hey hi (aa gaya kamina)

boy:hows u? (chudail ko kya hoga bhala)

girl:m fine (puch to aise rha he jese hospital me admid hu)

boy:bf hai? (kamini sb ko add krti he kitno ko fasa k rkhi hogi)

Gal: kyu btau? (kamina shuru ho gya line marne)...!!!

Eid-Ul-Adha Or 'The Feast Of The Sacrifice',
Commemorates Prophet Ibrahim's Unselfish Act Of
Sacrificing His Son Ishmael To God.
This Important Holiday Is Celebrated At The End Of Hajj,
Which Is An Annual Pilgrimage To Mecca

Why in every love story sister supports brother
but brother doesnt support sister..?
bcoz sister knows what love is..
and brother knows what boys are...!!! :-D

Eid Ul Adha Prayer

Allaho-Akber, Allaho-Akber. La Ila-Ha Ill-Lal-Lah. Allaho-Akber, Allaho-Akber. Wa-Lilahill Hamd.

(Allah Is Great, Allah Is Great.
There Is No God But Allah.
Allah Is Great, Allah Is Great.
And All Praises Are For Allah).

boy: pen ha?
girl: nahi ha.

boy: pen ha pen?
girl: kaha na nahi ha.
[thori der bad]
boy: pen ha pen?
girl: kitni bar kahun nahi ha.ab dobara pucha to hathore se sar phor dungi.

boy: hathora ha?
girl: nahi.

boy: acha phr pen ha? pen???

Everyone Sent U Tradition Words About
Eid But I m The Fist One To Send U

"MEAT MUBARAK"
And
Keep On Eating Different Dishes On This Season ... ;->

Acha hai k sirf sunta hai...
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Dil agr bolta to qyamat hoti...