TEACHER: Which Book has helped U Most in ur Life?
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STUDENT: My Father's Cheque Book :-P
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Har jagah tay FACEBOOK nai chalta!! :-D :-P

Waqt, Dost aur Rishte
hamein Muft Milty hein....Magar inki Qeemat ka Tab Pata chalta hy jab ye kahein kho jaty hain..

Once I had to walk on a Rope bridge.
It was very high,
I was scared, But then,
I saw my friend on the other side & I called him out for help but there was no reply.

I somehow managed & crossed the bridge,
There I was shockd to see my friend holding the end of the broken bridge.

Somtimes we think why our friend is quiet when we call 4 help?

So, Just trust ur friends in every situation,
bcoz they r ur real assets...!

Dedicated to all my friends.

The best day that I'll ever have will be .. When you're not only on my mind but also ON MY SiDE
Missing you

A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a Girl :

After 1 year of tough life with her, Finally he got angry & sent a note to his Father-in-law :

"YOUR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING TO MY REQUIREMENTS"
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The smart Father-in-law Replied : 1 year Warranty expired !
Company is not responsible!

"A beautiful woman uses her lips for truth, her voice for kindness, her ears for compassion, her hands for charity, her heart for love..."

shadi ki pehli raat .... "Dulha" Confuse hougya k mein Dulhan se kia baat karon ? Sochne k bad us ne poocha . . . . . .. . Ji aj app hamare ghar hi rukeingi ? :-)

The pain of loosing a Loved one is nothing when compared to the pain that is felt when
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Biscuit falls into Tea due to over dipping :D :D

Boy : I really loved when you cry badly !!
Girl (angrily) : Why is it so, means you enjoy??
Boy: No because thats the only moment you hug me as tightly as you can