Proposal of a 3rd class boy to 9th class girl.

Boy: I love you. ?

Girl: Stupid I m older than you. :@

Boy: I m madly in love with you :(

Girl: Get lost :/
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Boy: Didi Plz :P:D

You never realise how much you like someone.... untill u see them with someone else...!! :)

Unknown call..
He: do u have a bf?
She: yes, who are u?
He: I'm your brother ! Just wait till i come home!!:):D :D
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Another unknown call

He : do u have a bf ?
She : no no I don't
He : what ? :O I'm ur bf , u just broke my heart
She : no no no darling I'm sorry I though u r my brother
He : :D right ! I'm ur brother Just wait till I come home , I'll show u later

Maza barsat ka chaho to meri aakhon me aa betho... A dost...

wo barso me barasti h ye barso se barsati h...

"A girl never express her liking for a boy ..Thinking boy should express first."
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"A boy never express his feelings with a fear of losing her as a friend. "
that's why the love stories end before they even start

Achha hua sanam ki tum bewafa nikle...
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Kyoki wafadar to kutte hote h...@ :D

Facebook keeps suggesting me 'Friends you may know' ...
But when I try adding them , It asks again 'Do you know them' ??
Ajeeb ....

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Baddtameezi hai yaar =P

Hr Larki K Chahry Pr Naqab Hota Hy

Wo Naqab Ashiq K Liye Azab Hota Hy

Mat Mrna Hr Naqab Wali Larki Pr Dost

Khubsurat Packing Mein Maal Aksar Kharab Hota Hy..

On the set of KBC..

A guy got stuck on a Rs.1 crore question., He uses phone-a-friend Lifeline and chooses his girl friend to ask da answer.

Amitabh - Hey you've got 30 seconds to answer and your time starts now.

Boy reads out the question and options.

Girl - Mil gaya time tumhe fone karne ka

mujhe tumse koi baat ni karni.....byeee..!!!! :P :P