Apko kaisa lagega agar neend me apka haath bistar se bahar nikle aur bed k neeche se koi use pakad le.
Ya aap karwat badle aur dekhe ki koi lash aap k pass so rhi h.
ya aap ki chaddar apne aap sarakne lage.
Ya aap adhi raat me ankhein khole aur dekhe ki ceiling se koi apko dekh rha h.
Ya aap pani pine uthe aur khidki k bahar se koi budhiya kahe mujhe b pyas lagi hai.
Khair chhodo in sab bato ko,
maine to goodnight kahne k liye msg kiya tha.
1 larki Darzi ki dukan par gai
or pucha.
Jee yahan galay milte hain ?
Darzi khara ho kar bola.
Wesay to nahi milte agar ap kehti hain to mil laity hn,,,:P :D
Ladkiyan ek dusre ko gift deti hai;
perfume,earing ,suits,flowers ,chocolets.
Aor larhka???
.
.
.
.
Ye le ladki ka number,bus mera naam nahi
aana chahiye. :p
A Boy Touched Hand Of His Girlfriend & Said: U R SO HOT BABY..
Girlfriend Slaps & Say:
.
.
.
.
.
102 bukhar Hy Muje Or Tumhy Kaminapan Soojh Raha Hay.. :P:D
EGO is the only thing that needs no reason to destroy relationships... so skip the E and let it GO...!
Aaj apni Mohabat ko naya morr diya usne,
Chhat se Dhakka de k hath chorr diya usne!
... Pehle hansta tha main ab bus muskurata hon,
Mar k Mukka aage ka daant tor diya usne!
Usne ishara kiya k Kuch kehna he tumse,
Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya usne!
Sardiyan aaeen to laya santra(orange) us bewafa k liye,
Santra kha k chilka ankhon main nichorr diya usne!
Bewafai ki had hi kar di aaj us zalim ne,
Milne ghar gaye to Mujpe kutta chorr diya usne .. :-D :-D
When u r hurted by the person who is close to u,do fight with them
Bcoz sometimes these fights save a relation... but being quiet leaves nothing in a relation
Height of Insult on FB
Boy : " Why U LIKE aLL my Comments, Posts & Photos?"
.
.
.
.
.
Girl : " BeCoz, I wanna See UnLike On Them aLL..!!! " :-P :D
Bhikari: 1 Rupia Dede Baba
Aadmi:sharam Nahi Ati Itnay Hatay Katay Ho K Bhik Mangtay Ho
Bhikari: Nahi To Kya Teri Behen Ka Rishta Mangu... :-P ;->
Bhik deta nai ha aur agay say batain karta hai: :-P ;-)