What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?
The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high
(Good luck)
but at the same time
Dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad luck)

3 Things to learn from a CHILD:-

To be happy for no reason..
To be always busy doing something..
To know how to demand small things without ego..

A very true fact:
When we start giving too much importance to someone in our life, we tend to lose our value in their life

Worst reply to a proposal

Boy - I love you..
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Girl - Hmmmm..aur bata..wats up ?! :-D

You can miss someone who died ,
you can miss someone who moved away,
but the worst is when you miss someone you see
Everyday.

News Reporter Emran Hashmi se agle janam me kya banna pasand karoge ?
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Emran: Ravan
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God : wo Q ?
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Ek munh se Kiss kar kar k thak gaya hu...;) ;)

Dil me Hasrato Ko Daba k Jeete h,
Apne Gham Ko Dunya se Chupa K Jeete H,
Kya Lute ga Zamana Khushiyo Ko Meri,
Hum Khushiya Dosto Par Luta K Jeete H

University passed student speech:

I would like to thanks,The internet, Google, wikipedia, Microsoft word, and special

thanks to Copy Paste.;-):-P

Ishq karna ha to phir dard b sehna sikho ,
Warna esa karo , oqaaat main rehna sikhoo