Forgetting friend is a Crime....
Ignoring them is a Shame....
Liking them is a Pleasure....
Thinking of them is a Necessity...
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disturbing them ...'Oye! Haq banta hai na yaar!'

Sara din rotay rahen koi nahi puchta :(
Lekin jab
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koi msg perhtay waqt hans rahe ho tou usi time sab puchne lag jate hain
KIS KA MSG HAI

hmmmm'mmmmm''mmmmmmm kon hy ? :P :D

Larka apni girl friend k liye choriyan le kar aya
Girl Friend: khud pehna do
Larka: mujhe nhi pata tha k itna acha responce mile ga wrna men kapady le kr ata!

Students attitude -

Samandar se bolo apne lehrain smbhal k rakhy
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kyu k zindagi mai toufan lany k liye hamry results he kafi hain :->

Wife: Tum bahir jate ho to mujhe dar laga rehta hy.

Husb: Don't worry darling me jaldi ajaonga!

Wife: Bas isi baat ka to dar laga rehta hai :)

Diff B/W Commerce & Science Questions:
Commerce :
What Is Ur Name?
(10 Mrks)

Science:
What Is Ur Name & Its Origin?
Give Relations & Applied Aspects Along With It'S Logical Significance.
Also Explain With The Help Of Graph.
It'S Upper & Lower Limits.(1+1+1=3 Marks)

Banda Fail Nae Hoga To Kya Top Krega? =P =D

Why girls live longer than boys????
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Scientific studies have proved that
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"SHOPPING"
never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,
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"PAYING the "BILLS" does :):D

Accident K Bad Driver Gussey Se.......

Maine Car Ki Headlights On Kar K Btaya Tha K Pehle Mje Nikalne Do.......

Sardar:

Maine B To Wiper Chala K Btaya Tha.......
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Na Soneya Na.....:P :P

Forgetting friend is a Crime....Ignoring them is a Shame....Liking them is a Pleasure....Thinking of them is a Necessity...N disturbing them ..."Oye! Haq banta hai na yaar!"