Life of a student:
PC hai net Nahi
ATM Hai paise Nahi
Cell Hai balance Nahi
EXAM hai tension Nahi
Padna hai, lekin saala mood nahi.
A SWEET STORY :-
Girl's Version:
First Day : I saw an idiot sleeping on the front bench :/
Second Day : Saw the same idiot getting punished :p
Third Day : He was fighting with
a Boy... hunhhh... idiot !!
Fourth Day : I couldn't find him...Where is he ??
Boy's Version:
First day : When I opened my eyes... I saw her... her smile :)
Second day : I got punished so that I could see her all the while :D
Third Day : A boy said something about liking her :@
Fourth Day : I was sitting on the last bench... 'n she turned to
find me... 'n We smiled :)
Santa and banta jungle mein, saamne aayaa sher..
Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa.
Santa : Main kyun bhaagu, matthi to tune phenki hai.
1 Man tO Another: Yar APp Ka Kutta to Bilkul Sher Jesa Hai..
Kya Khilatay Hain Isay ?
Dosra: Yar Yeh Kameena Sher Hi Hai..
Bus Pyar Wyar K Chakkar Main Par Gaya hai..
Is Liey Shakal Kuttay jesi hOwi vi Is Ki :P :P
1 Molvi Taqreer Ker Raha Tha: Logo Kisi ki Aurton ko Matt Dekha Karo. In k Badlay Tumhain Jannat Mein Hoorain Milain Gi
Ye Boltay Boltay Thora Jazbati Hogaya
Phir bola: Main Tumhain Hoor ki Kya Misaal Doon?
Rasheed Ki Biwi Ko He Dekh Lo,
Hoor Hai Hoor :-D
Dharminder to modern basanti - Basanti in kutto ke saamne mat naachna
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Basanti - Excuse mee, Who the hell are u 2 order me like this???
You stupid guy using abusive language, In the rusty chain,keep ur mouth shut...
Hey!!!!!! Gabbar ...play the music man....... :P :-P :-D
Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!
Kisi Ne Pocha Wo kaun si Jagah Hai Jahan Har Ghalti Or Har Gunah Maaf Ho Jata Hai
A Little Child Smiled And Said...)
Meri MAA ka DIL
Girls Express Their Feelings
With Gussa And Tears !!
&
Guys Express Their Feelings
Wid sutta & Beers ;-)