Kaash Facebook pe ek
option"Add
as Girl friend"
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Saala propose karne ka panga
hi
khatam, ladki ne accept ker li to
matlab maan gayi, nahi to fb pe
konsi
ladkiyon ki kami hai
Nextttt..

New Generation Boys
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Boy: Tum gana bahut acha gaati ho

Girl: thanks but I'm just a bathroom singer

Boy: to bulao na kabhi apne live concert pe ...... ;) :O :p

Damad ji Pehli Bar Sasural Gaye..
Gaon walo se pucha
Yahan Koi Enjoy Karne Wali Cheez Hai Kya?
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Gaon wale Bole: Nahi babu 1 thi , Wo bhi aap le gaye.. :'(

I am bad in ENGLISH,
But i can tell you that... I love her.
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I am bad in GEOGRAPHY,
But i can tell you thAt... She lives in my heart.
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I am bad in HISTORY,
But i can remember, When i first saw her.
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I am bad in CHEMISTRY,
But i can tell, Whats the reaction, when she smiled.
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I am bad in PHYSICS,
But i can tell the intensity of speak of my eyes, When they see her.
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I am bad in every subject,
But i can tell all, I will pass all subjects, If the topic is "HER"...!!!

Tum na kaha tha k
aankh bhar k dakh lia karo
Mujay

DOST

ab aankh bhar aati ha
par TUM nazar nhi aaty!

A lady gets pulled over for speeding

Woman: "Is there a problem,Officer?"
Officer: "Ma'am,you were speeding."
Woman: "Oh,I see."
Officer: "Can I see your license please?"
Woman: "I'd give it to you but but I don't have one."
Officer: "Don't have one?"
Woman:"Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving."
Officer: "I see....Can I see your vehicle registration please."
Woman: "I can't do that."
Officer: "Why not?"
Woman: "I stole this car."
Officer: "Stole it?"
Woman: "Yes,and I killed and hacked up the owner."
Officer: "You what?"
Woman: "His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see."
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up.

Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car.

A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: "Ma'am,could you step out of your vehicle please!"

The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: "Is there a problem sir?"
Officer 2: "One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner."
Woman: "Murdered the owner?"
Officer 2: "Yes,could you open the trunk of your car,please."

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: "Is this your car,ma'am?"
Woman: "Yes,here are the registration papers."
The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license."

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: "Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner."
Woman: "Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too." :p :D

Moral: Don't mess with women :p :D

Qatil Qatal Kar Chuka Tha Tadrap Rahi thi Lash Meri,
Rooh Thi Meri Gardish Mein Phir bhi Thi Talash Teri....

Dhoond hi leta hai mujhe kisi na kisi bahane se
Dard waakif hogaya hai mere har thikaane se