Joke Of The Day : Missing Wife


Man: I lost my wife.

Inspector: What is her height?
Man: I never noticed.

Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Man: Not slim, can be healthy

Inspector: Colour of the eyes?
Man: Never noticed

Inspector: Colour of hair?
Man: Changes according to season.

Inspector: What was she wearing?
Man: Saree/suit. I don't remember exactly.

Inspector: Was somebody with her???
Man: Yes, my Labrador dog, Romeo, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, brown eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non-veg. food, we eat together, we jog together... And the man started crying....

Inspector: Let's search for the dog first!!!

Khuda kare har raat chand banke aaye,
Har din nayi shan banke aaye,
Kabhi dur na ho aapke chahre se hansi,
Naya din aisa mehman banke aaye..
Good Morning

Its very easy to say 'BUSY' when someone needs u!!
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But its very painful to hear 'BUSY' when u need
some1...
Alway's care for relations..!!

Chalo Duniya baant lete hai
Tum mere baqi sab Tumhara

Ladka Shadi K Bad Pehli Bar
Sasural Gya

Uski Sas N Use 7 din Tak
Subeh-Sham Palak Ki Sabzi Khilyi

8ve Din Pucha Kya Khaoge..?
Ladka-> Sasu G Khet Dikha Do Khud Hi Char
Aunga..! Hehehe :D

Kabhi ansu kabhi sajde kabhi hatho ka uth jana,
Muhbbatein nakam ho jayein to rubb yaad aata hai….

Instead of blue ticks, they could have introduced a feature where WhatsApp sent an automated reply saying
'NOBODY CARES!' :P

Cops abroad: Sir, you were driving at 80 in a 60 zone.

Cops in India: Kyu re, dheere naa chalti gaadi? Badi jawaani chadh ri ?

le me after solving a maths question*

My answer: 43

Options: 184, 188, 190, 199

Me: Well, 184 seems to be the closes. "ticks 184"