Ghalib farmate hai!!

Ki. ..Chali Jaati hai aaye din wo Beauty parlour me yu !

Gaur farmaiyega...

Chali Jaati hai aaye din wo Beauty parlour me yu !

Unka maqsad hai Misaal-e-Hoor ho jana !

Magar ye baat kisi Begum ki samajh me kyu nahi aati ..

Ki Mumkin hi nahi Kishmish ka fir se Angoor ho jana .. !

Wah Wah......

Ye mohabbat ka bandhan bhi kitna ajeeb hota hai...
K mil jaaye to batein lambi...
Bichad jaaye to yadein lambi

Ek murgi ne baaz se shadi kar li..
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To murga bola hum mar gaye the kya?
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Murgi boli mai to tumse hi shadi karna chahti thi..

Lekin mere papa chahte the ladka airforce me ho... :p :O

"PURANA BADLA"
1 khargosh Bomb le kar zoo me ghus gaya,

or awaz lagai ki
" Tum sab ke paas 1 minute ka time hai, yaha se nikalne ke liye..!!",

Kachuwa
"Waah...!! Saale Waah...!!,
Seedha Bol na ki me hi target hu..." -_-

Aaj raat maine apne dil se tera rishta pucha,
kambhkhat kehta hai jitna main us ka hu utna tera bhi nhi....

Sabhi Married Bhaiyo ko yeh suchit Kiya jata hai,
ki Karwa Chauth ke din Savdhani aur Dhiraj Se kaam le,
Becoz Bhuki Sherni Jyada Khatarnaak Hoti hai...
Happy Karwa Chauth

Uske intzaar ke maare hai hum...
Bas uski yaadon ke sahare hai hum...
Duniya jeet k karna kya hai ab...
Jise duniya se jeetna tha aaj usi se haare hai hum...

Broken Trust is like a melted Chocolate,
No matter how u tried to freeze it,
it will never return to its original Shape..

Zindagi me insaan sab kuch samajh sakta hai
Bas zindagi or insaan samajh me nhi aate