Why do women spend
so much time on
improving their LOOKS
and not their MIND?
Because they know that
men are STUPID
but not BLIND.

Wafa ki keemat lagayi nahi jaati
Hamse apni chahat chupayi nahi jaati
Hamein is khadar hai unse mohabbat
Hamse unki khata bhi batayi nahi jaati

How do u identify a true music lover?
A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!

Interview for Sales Profile..

Interviewer - do you have a GF ?

Candidate - no

Interviewer - bhaag saale,
ek ladki toh nahi pata paaya tu customers ko kya patayega.

Agar Baadal Chhalkaa To Baarish Hogi
Paimaano ki Bhi Shayad Yahi Khwaahish Hogi
Kaun Thakega Baadal, Ya Saaki Mera,
Raat bhar Dono Ki Aajmaaish Hogi.......

Milne aayenge aapse khwabo mein
Jara roshni ke diye bhuja dijiye
Ab or nahi hota intezar aapse mulakat ka
Apni aankhon ke parde gira dijiye

Good Night

"Shopkeeper checks the note from different
different angles"

Boy: uncle yaar kitna bhi koshis karlo, gandhiji ki
jagah Katrina nahi dikhegi.

Tu Roothe Kabhi To Manaa La Gi tujhe Ye Pagli
Magar, . .

Khayal Rakhna Jaana Meri Mohabbaton Mein Shamil Koi Doosra Na ho...

Ye Dunya Bhi Badi Ajeeb Hai

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Jab Aap Chup Rehte Hain To Wo Aap Ko Bewaqoof Samajhti Hai.

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Aur

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Jab Aap Bolte Hain

To Un Ka Shak

Yaqeen Me Badal Jata Hai :D