Agar Aap Ki GF
Aap Ka Kehna Nahi Sunti..
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Itne Gour se Kya Padh rahe ho,
Kisi Ki GF Nahi Sunti..

bas yahi sochkar tumse MOHABBAT karte hai,Ae bewafa
humara to koi hai nahi MAGAR tumhara to koi ho....

Lips se lips milty hain to kia hota hai ..?
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Aye hayee
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Munh band ho jata hai or kia
Soch badlne ki bht zyada zarurat hai tum logo ko

Mohbbat mein wo maqam bhi bade hosle ka tha,
Main khud pe hans raha tha, zamane ke sath sath....

Mom-Dahi khatam ho gaya !!
Me-To Sasural Simar ka Chalu kardo !
Mom-Kya ?
Me- Ha wo Dimag ka Dahi kar dega na !!
*flying chappal* :P

Galti hui ki tujhe jaan se bhi jyada chahne lage hum,
kya pta tha ki meri itni parvah tumhe laparvah kar degi....

Wife :- Do you love me more or your mother?
Husband :- Let's go to shopping. -_-

Jo Sabka Friend Hota Hai, Uska Koi Friend Nahin Hota..

When Girls meet- Aur bata kaisi hai?
When guys meet- Aur bata, bhabhi kaisi hai?
Everyone asks about women. Where is equality?