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Jokes

ladki bolne wala tota kharidne gayi..!!
... ladki totey se : main kaise lagti hu ?
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Tota : awara lagti ho.
Ladki : tota badtameez hai

dukandar ne tote ko pani me dubaya or pucha phir gali dega ?
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Tota : nahi
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ladki : agar mere ghar pe mere sath ek admi aaye to tum kya sochoge ?
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Tota : tumhara pati hoga
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ladki : agar 2 admi ho to ?
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Tota : pati or Bhai
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ladki : agar 3 admi ho to ?
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Tota : pati, Bhai or Driver.
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ladki : agar 4 ho to ?
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Tota : pani le aao mene phle hi kha tha awara hai..!! ;) :P :D


Shayari   Luv-Shayary  

Aaj Maine Talaash Kiya Unko Apne Aap Me,
Wo Mujhe Har Jagah Mila Ek Takdeer Ke Siwa....


Jokes

Interview of Railway job.....
Officer- Agr tumhe pta chale ki ek hi track pr aamne saamne se train aa jae to kya Karoge?
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Intrviwr- Sbse pehle me line change karuga..
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Offcr- Agr na Kr ske to?
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Intrvwr- Me Red Signal Dikhauga
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Offcr- Agar Lite nahi hue to?
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Intrvwr- To me Lal Kapda Dikhauga.
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Offcr- Agr Kapda na mila to?
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Intrvwr- To me apni Maa ko bulauga
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Offcr- Maa ko Q?
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Intrvwr- O G Unko Train ka Accident hote hue dekhne ka Bada Shauq hai

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Love

12am = full battery , fresh minded, full dialogues rehearsed and ready ...

haina ..?? ;) :D


Yaadein

Apni yaadon ko apney paas rakha kar, Jab bhi mere paas aati hain aankhein nam kar jaati hain..


Luv-Shayary   Shayari  

Bus Ik Baar Nikaal De is ISHQ Se Mujhe,
Phir Jab Tak Jiyenge Ye Khata Na Karenge....

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Jokes

Santa - Maa khush khabri hai
Maa - Bool bata.Sardar maa hum 2 sa 3 ho gaya
Maa - beeta huwa ya beeti?
Santa - Mari biwi na doosri shadi kar li


Luv-Shayary   Love  

Khayal ko tere lafzon se bun kar jism se lapet lete hai
Hum kuch yun tere ehsaason ko khud me samet lete hai


Bewafa

Ye Tumhara Weham Hai Ke HUM Tumhein Bhool Jayenge,
Wo Koi or Nagar Hoga Jahan Bewafa Log Baste Hain....


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