Wafa wo khel Nahi Jo Chote DiL Wale khelein,,
Rooh tak kaanp jaati hai Khafa jab Pyar hota hai
Difference between Indian
Movies and American Movie :-
AMERICAN MOVIES :
1. Chinese have nothing
better to do than
teaching or practice Kung Fu.
2. More than 50% of U.S.
population are FBI/
CIA agents, working
undercover.
3. The purpose of school
system of U.S. is to promote
basketball.
4. Aliens have special interest
in attacking U.S.
5. U.S. is a place where you
can meet all
mythical creatures like were
wolves and vampires. :P
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INDIAN MOVIES :
1. At least one of the identical
twins is born evil.
2. While defusing a bomb, do
not worry,
whichever wire you cut u'll
always choose the right".
3. A hero will show no pain,
while getting beaten up,
but will show pain when a
girl cleans up his wound.
4. A detective can solve a case
only when he is
suspended from duty.
5. If you decide to start
dancing on the street,
everyone you meet will know
the steps.
Ab "Saza" De He Chuke Ho To Haal Na Poochna,
Hum Agar Be-Gunah Nikle To Tumhe bohat Afsoos Hoga....
1Ladka Dusre Ladke se.. Tum ne
MeriGF ko Propose Kyo Kiya.. ??
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Ladke ne Mast Jawab Dia:"
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JaB TaK LadkI KunwARi Hai..
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Na TumhARi Hai..
Na HamaRi hai.. bas sarkari hai..:p :O :D :D
She said to me:'I LOVE YOU':)
i said....
oh my GOD!!!! what a co-
incodence!:O
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I love my self too.... :p ;)
bechari ki bolti band ho gai :D ;)
Woh mujse bichra hai use khush rehne do,
Mujhse mil kar us ka udas hona mujhe acha nahi lagta.
Guy - Can I confess something?
Girl - Sure!
Guy - You've the prettiest smile
I`ve ever seen ?
Girl - Can I confess s0mething as
well?
Guy - Yeahh.
Girl - This smile only exists
because 0f y0uu :)
Badalon se keh do,
Jara soch samjh kar barse,
Agar mujhe unki yaad aa gayi,
To mukabla barabari ka hoga.
Aaj bhigi hai palke kisi ki yaad mein,
Aakash bhi simat gaya hai apne aap mein,
Oas ki boonde aisi giri hai jameen per,
Maano chand bhi roya ho uski yaad mein.