We live in such a world where,

-If a guy is with 10 girlfriends he's a dude
And if a girl is with 2 friends who are boys
she's said to be a slut

-if a guy drinks he's cool and if a girl drinks
she's cheap

-if a guy is out for late nights he's asked by
people bout the plans for tonight and if a
girl is out she's been asked her rate for
one night

-A girl is expectd to forget a guy's past and
be with him
Where as if she speaks about her past
she's just a bitch to be played with.

-We live in a place where guys want their
sisters to be praised by the world and their
girlfriends who they can show off the
world.

-A girl is not a thing, a girl is not a toy ,she
is priceless and a princess.
RESPECT HER!!

mumkin jo ager hota
hum tumko bhula dety..

yadoon ka kafan de kar
be waqt sula dety...

tanhai main jee lety
tumko na sadaa dety

is dil se tery dil tak
dewaar utha dety..

mumkin hi nahi warna
hum tumko bhula dety...

Har koi pane ki zidd me hai, Shayad mujh ko aajmane ki zidd me hai.
Jiski chahat hai mujhe itani, vahi mujhe bhool jane ki zidd me hai.

SANTA in court(sad): Bachpan
me agar maa
ki baat suni hoti to aaj yeh din
na dekhna
padta.:(:'(

JUDGE: Kya kehti thi maa?:/

SANTA: Judge sahab aap bhi
chutiyon wali
baat kar rahe ho.

Jab baat hi
nahi suni to
kaise bataau kya kehti
thi....8-| :> /:)

A handsome Saudi was sitting in a restaurant in the States with a lady....
He asked a waiter to take the most expensive bottle of Wine to a very attractive girl sitting alone at a table in a corner.
Waiter brought in the elitist wine bottle & took the bottle to the woman and said, 'Excuse me mam, this precious bottle is from that gentleman who is seated over there.' and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.
She stared at the bottle coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by note. The waiter, who was staying nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a BMW in your garage, a house in Spain, a million dollars in the bank and have to leave this lady....'
After reading the note, the Saudi decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the girl.
It read: 'Just to let you know, things aren't always what they appear or rather what you want them to be. I have a Ferrari Enzo, a Range Rover, a Mercedes SLS and a Porsche Panamera in my several garages;
I have beautiful homes in Saudi, Hawaii, Dubai and Morocco and a 10,000 acre estate in England.
There is over 30 million dollars in my bank account and portfolio.
But, even for a girl as beautiful as you are, I am not going to leave my mother.Just send the bottle back please.

Beautifully written somewhere,
mai "Tum" se "Tu" ho gaya, "Tu" ban gaya "Aap".......tum thehre Ladke vale, mai Ladki ka Baap..... :(

Beggar:Give me food.
Man: I'll give U Vodka.
Beggar: I don't drink, Give me food.
Man: I'll give U cigarettes.
Beggar: I don't smoke.
Man: I'll take U to race. Beggar: I don't gamble.
Man: I'll get U girl friend.
Beggar: I love only my wife.
Man: I'll give U food, but first U have to come to my
house.
Begger: why?
Man: I want my wife to see what state people get
into when they don't Drink, Smoke, Gamble & Love
only their own WIFE...:P

Waqt Ne Badal Diya Logo Ka Mayar,
Warna Hum Bhi Woh Log Thay Jo Dilo Mei Basa Karte The!!!!

Boy in Church : I have sinned.
Father : What's it my son?
Boy : Father, I slept with Married Woman
Father : I get such confessions often, was it Suzy from Gary Apartment?
Boy : No Father?
Father : Mona from Palm Garden?
Boy : No
Father : Rachel from Vila Building?
Boy runs out of the church & meets his friends.
Friends : Did you confess?
Boy : No, but i have got some SOLID LEADS ...?
Moral:
Boys will always be Boys....hahahah lollzzzz