Relations are like Electric Currents!
Wrong connection will give you Shocks throughout your life..
But the Right ones will Light Up your Life...
Aaj Baat karne se bhi parhaiz hai unko,
Kabhi Agoosh ke humare talabgaar the wo....
Newly married women apni mom ko call
krti h ,,
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women : mom, kal raat meri unse
ladaai ho gayi ,, .
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mom - Koi baat nahi, Ye to pati
patni ke beech hota hi hai ,,
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women - Wo to thik h mom, par ab
laash Ka kya Karu ?
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mom - OLX pe bech de. . .
Ye kinaare se khelne waale
Doob jaayen to kya tamasha ho
Na pooch mere sabar ki inteha kaha tak hai,
Tu sitam kar le teri takat jahan tak hai,
Wafa ki umeed jinhe hogi unhe hogi,
Hume to dekhna hai tu bewafa kahan tak hai....
Ek admi ki shadi hui,
Dost se Mashwra liya k apni BV ka DiL kese jetoon ?
Frnd: Us k pas Cigret laga kar jana or dhuwa us k muh pe mar k kehna:
Agar tum kaho to ye adat bhi chor sakta hun :->
Us ne jaa kr esa hi kia.
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BV ne sun kar jawab dia:
"NAi its 0k. Agar GOLD FLAKE hai te ek SUTTA Mujhe bhi marna he :-O
Itni Khamoshi Q Hoti Hai Teri Aagosh Main Ae Qabristan?
Log To Apni "JAAN" De Kar Tujhe Abad Krte Hain....
Aey larkion suno Apne roop per itna garor
na kero...
Yeh bus 2 din ki hasti hai...
Tumare moun per tab tak masti hai...
Jab
tak Fair & Lovely sasti hai... ;D