"When I Was Small I Laughed Less
But
There Was Infinite Hidden Joy,
... As I Grew Up I Learn To Laugh A Lot
... To Hide The Unspoken Sadness"
Wife shopping kar k aayi tu
husband ne darwaza khola
wife:Ye dabba utha lo
husband:Is main zarur mere khanay ki cheez hogi
wife:Han mere jootain hain.
A Lesson In Psychology
- When A Person Laughs 2 Much Even On Stupid Things,
Be Sure That Person Is Sad Deep Inside.
- When A Person Sleeps Alot, Be Sure Dat Person Is Lonely/Depressed.
- When A Person Talks Less, And If He Talks,
He Talks Fast Then It Means That Person Keeps Secrets.
- When Someone Can't Cry Then That Person Is Weak.
- When Someone Eats In Abnormal Way Then That Person Is In Tension.
- When Someone Cry On Little Things Then It Means
He Is Innocent & Soft Hearted.
- When Someone Gets Angry On Silly Or Small Things It Means He Is In Love.
eK Din Jab Hua Ishq Ka Ehsas Unhe
Wo hmre pas aakar pure Din Rote Rhe
Aur Hum B Itne Kudgarz the Yaro
...
Ki Ankhein Band Kar Ke Kafan Me Sote Rahe... :'(
Nigaahon me abhi tak doosra chehra nahi aaya
Bharosa hi kuch aisa tha tumhare laut aane ka
Friends are those idiots who can be mean anytime and still make you feel good with their love.
Us Ki Aankhoon Me Nazar Aata Hai Saara Jahan Mujh Ko..
Afsoos Ki Un Aankhoon Me Kabhi Khud Ko Nahi Dekha!!!
A kid in the park informed me smoking was bad for you.
So I popped his balloon with my cigarette & told him so was talking to
strangers.