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Facebook   Insult  

To those,
who tag 50's of people on
their uploaded pic.
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I have something for you :')
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"Zillat ke 50 likes se acha,
Bina
maange 2 likes hote hai"


Shayari

Kya Khaak Tarakki Ki Aaj Ki Duniya Ne...??Mareez-E-IshQ To Aaj Bhi La-ilaaj Baithey Hain...!!


Wise

Kabhi noto ke liye mar
gaye,
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Kabhi voto ke liye mar
gaye.. .
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kabhi sheela ki jawaani ke
liye
mar gaye..
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kabhi jalebi bai diwaani ke
liye
mar
gaye..
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Kabhi fb pr LIKE SHARE k
liye mar
gye
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kabhi jaati..paati ke naam
par mar
gaye..
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kabhi sarkaar ke kaam par
mar
gaye..
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kabhi ham aapas me do
gaz
zamino ke liye mar
gaye.. . .
. hote aaj Veer BHAGAT
SINGH to
kehte..
yaar SUKH-DEV .
RAJGURU ,
Ham bhi kin kamino ke
liye mar
gaye..

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Love

When a boy loves truly
he behaves like a child..!!
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But
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When a girl loves truly,
she behaves like a mother..!!


Bewafa   Shayari  

Na husn me ab woh dilkashi hai,
na ishq me ab woh zindagi hai
jidhar nighahen utha ke dekhoon,
sitam hai
dhokha hai
berukhi hai


Jokes

Mom beti se :

Boyfriend Jab Kiss kare to bolo "DON'T" Aur Jab Gale lgaye to bolna "STOP"
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2nd day Beti:

MOM usne kiss or hug dono ek sath Kiya,
to Maine bhi ek sath kaha ki "DON'T STOP":p

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Shayari   Sad  

Socha tha chain se soyenge kabar mein,
Magar yaha b teri yaaden sata rahi hai....

Palkein to zamane se band hai,
Magar aankhein aaj b tere sapne saja rahi hai.....


Funny

Dedicate to my ex...

Mai rang sharbaton ka..

Tu gande nale ka pani...


Girls

Tips For Girls

Madonna is 54 and her
boyfriend is
22.

Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her
boyfriend is 26.

If you're not dating anyone,
don't
worry,
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Maybe he isn't born yet. :P


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