Friend:" ye naya mobile kab liya.. ??
Pappu:" liya nahi girlfriend ka uthaya hai...
.
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Friend:" kyo.. ??
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.
.
.
Pappu:" wo pagal roz roz kahti thi k,
tum mera phone nahi uthate...
Bas,,,
aaj uthane ka moka mil gaya... :D

Ye soch kar sab ko yaad kar ke sote hain hum,
Pata nahi zindagi mein konsi "Raat"akhri ho....
Good Night

Tumhare khyal se daman churake dekha hai
Dil or nazar ko bohat azma ke dekha hai
Mohbbat ki kasam tum nahi to kuch bhi nahi
Maine kuch pal tumko bhula kar dekha hai..

Reality Of Life...!!
Insan do wajah se
bilkul badal jata hai...!!
.
.
Ek Jab Koi bahut khaas us ki zindgi me aa jaye...
.
.
Aur jab Koi bahut khaas
us ki zindgi se chala
jaye..!!

Deepest love is the biggest
sorrow in the world..
Never love the person more than
your
life
it will hurt u alot
when u miss the
person

Jis desh mein bahti ho GANGA, waha kya kar lega Murli ya Malinga. Aaj lahraya TIRANGA, dekhte rahe gaya Srilanka.

Sham Hote He dil Udass HOta HAi
tuty khwab ki siva kuch na pass hota
hai
apki yadd us wqat bhtt ati hai
Jaab kisi apny ka ehsas hota hai....

A guy is possessive for his girl on two conditions...

i. May be he loves her so much that
he can't even see her with anyone except himself...

ii.Or may be..he doesn't trust her and
their love much and fears that she might walk away with someone else better than him

Don't get angry if ur guy/girl gets
possessive bcoz its just a way to show
their love

A flirt would never mind how many
guys/girls u date....but a love would

So believe in yourselves and your relations for a beautiful life..
Bcoz compromises from both sides makes the relation perfect

Baap pandit se - Mera ladka bada ho ke kya
banega?

Pandit - Me tumhare ladke k room
me ek daaru ki
bottle,playboy magazine,5 rupees coin & ramayana
rakh raha hu.
Wo jo chiz pehle uthayega waisa banega. Agar wo uthayega
Ramayana- then he wil be a pandit.
Coin- then businessman
Daaru- then bad person
Magazine- then will be tied up wth lots of girls.

The boy came & took
ramayana in left hand, coin in
pocket, had a big sip frm bottle & started watching photos in magazine.

Pandit chillaaya- maar
daala rey .ye to Aasaram banega :O