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Funny

A Boy Was Walking On The Road In Rain

A Girl Came With An Umbrella & Said To Him
"Hello , U Can Share My Umbrella With Me"
Boy Replied: "It's Ok, Sister I m Ok "
& Then Walked way

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Moral Of The Story -

Moral Voral Kuch Nhi larky Koi Khaas Nahi Thi


Cricket

Dhoni 7
Vijay 5
Kartik 4
Ojha 3
Raina 2
Kohli 1
Rohit 6
Yusuf 4

confused?
these r their ages when Sachin started playing Cricket

Salute d God of Cricket


April-Fools-Day

Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai.
Tumhara Tha.
Tumhara Hi Rhega.
Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq hai.
Socho Kyon?
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Kyuki kal 1st APRIL Hai.
HAPPY FOOLs DAY

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Hubby-Wife   Jokes  

A Married Man Have An Affair Wth His Secretary
One Day They Went On Date & Spent So Much Time That It Became 8PM
While Returning Home Man Rubbed His Shoes & Cloths Grass & Dirt
At Home, Wife Asked "Where You Were ?
He Replied, I Cant Lie To U, I'm Heaving An Affair And Coming From Date
Wife Looked At Him & Shouted
Jhootay! Cricket Khail K Aa Rahay Ho Na


Funny-Shayari

Teri Khamoshi Or Udasi Ki Wajah Hum Samajh Na Sakey ,


FARAZ


Wo To Sham Me Apki mummy Ne Bataya K
Aaj Apki Pitai Hoi Hai


Beautiful   Girl-Boy  

WHY R Boys Worth Loving:
D Way Dey Hug Gal Wen She Cry.
D Way Dey Keep Luking At Thm &
Wen She Ask Y R Dey Luking Dey Say
"Ab Dekh Bhi Nai Sakta"
D Way Dey Take Off Hr Hairband &
Say Khule Baal Ache Lag Rhe Hain.
D Way Dey Try 2 Convince Her Wen She Gt Angry.
D Way Dey Say Yr Aj Bahut Achi Lag Rahi Ho And Then,Ab Khush Mat Ho, Mazak Kar Raha Tha.
D Way Dey Make Her Smile Even In
D Toughst Moment Of Ur Life.
D Way Dey Hv Tears Wn She Cry

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Funny-Shayari

Uthaa'e Phirta Raha,
Main Bohat Muhabbat Ko,

Phir Ek Din Younhi Socha,
Yeh Kya Museebat Hai!! ;->


Hubby-Wife

A Man Came Home Late At Night After A Party.

His Wife Yelled:
"How Would You Feel If You Don't See Me For Two Days?"
The Man Couldnt Believe His Luck: 'That Would Be Great!
Monday Passed And He Didnt See Her
Tuesday And Wednesday Passed Too
On Thursday His Swelling Became Better
And Now He Could See Her From The
Corner Of One Eye =P ;->


Love

So Many Definitions Of Love

But The Only Thing I Know Is
I Love You So Much Even More


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