Shayari For Boys;)
Tao Arz KiYa Hai,
Khuda Bachaye Hame In Hasino Se,
Wah wah
Khuda Bachaye Hame In Hasino Se
Are Wah wah!
Lenkin In Hasino Ko Kaun Bachayega Ham Jaise Kaminooo seyyy!!!
Jab tum kisi ko khuda se mango or wo tum ko na mile to
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samjh jao ki tumhe khuda se koi or maang chuka h
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Isse kya h na bezzati kam feel hoti h..:-P
A Heartbroken Lover's Emotional Line Turned Into A Joke By His Frnds... .
Lover :- "Wo Meri Nahi Ho Sakti Toh Aur Kisi Ki B Nahi Ho Sakti.... "
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Friends :- Aur Agar Teri Huwi To Kya Sabki Hogi.....??? ;-) HaHaHa ;)
Agr mobile INDIA me bante to usme templates kuch aise hote -
1. Kuttey call kar jaldi.
2. Cigerret lete hua aana.
3. Teri bhabhi k sath hu.
4. Yar kisi ladki ka No. to de
5. Kaha hai bey?
6. Kal clg ya bunk?
7. Dimag mat kha.
8. Ghumne chal raha hai kya?
9. Balance nahi hai :D
Who is the luckiest lover in this world ?
Guess...!!!
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.A Guy who loved a girl madly,
but could not propose her
& gets the same girl as his wife in an arranged
marriage !!!
During examz..!!
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Dost Barabar likh rha hai..!!
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... 2nd frnd continously saying,
''Kutte kuch bta de''
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1st frnd Reply :
"Mujhe khud ghantaa kuch aata hai..!!" :P
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2nd frnd Ultimate Anawer :
"Toh apne baap ko luv letter likh rha hai?..." :P
2 men in a wedding function:
1st - Lo..!! kuch din phle hi godi me
kheli thi or aaj iski shadi hai
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2nd - Aap dulhan k baap ho..?
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1st - Nahi; dulhan ka BOSS xD :p
Log Kehte Hai Hume Adat Hai Muskurane Ki,
Par Wo Kya Jane Ke Yeh Bhi Ek Adat Hai Gham Chupane Ki..
Beta: "Papa aap jaise mujhe marte ho,
Waise dadaji B apko marte the kya??
Papa: "Haan bilkul"
Beta: "To ye khandani kaminapana kab tak chalega..?!! ;-) :D