Khobsurat hai zindagi , khuwab ki tarha

Jane kab tut jae , kanch ki tarha

Mujhe na bholna kisi bat ki tarha

apne dil me hi rakhna khubsurat yad ki tarha

Ragging k waqt ladko ne ek ladki se kaha - "Ek sawal ka jawab do..
Patna kahan hai ?''
Ladki- ''Bihar mein.''
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Boys~ ''yahi pat jao itni dur jaane ki kya zarurat hai.!'' ;) :P

Height Of Shock :
A Boy After Spending dinner Time With His Girlfriend, Saw A Guy's Photo In Her Bag!!
He Asked : Is He Your Ex Boyfriend ??
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Girlfriend Kissed Him & Said :"No Dear, That's Me Before Surgery!!"

"Aaj ka Suvichar"
Jo husbands apni biwi se darte hai,
Wo sidhe swarg me Jaate hai !
Aur
Jo nahi darte hai,

Unke liye to dharti hi swarg hoti hai.;)

Saari Raat guzar jaati hai bas isi Kashmakash me

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Ye saali rajaai me hawa kidhar se ghus rahi hai :D

Propose in New Style

Boy To Girl- Mai Apse pyaar Karta Hu.
Grl- Meri Sagai Ho Gyi H
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Boy- Fir Behen Ban K Apni Kisi Saheli Se Bat Kra De :D:p

BOYZ R BOYZ Kabhi NAA Sudherne ki Kasam khai hui hai:p

height of kaminapan
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Boy: Dude, why did u propose that girl
when u know she already has a Bf ?
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Awesome Reply:
khaali chair pe tho koi b baith saktha hai,
dum hai tho kisi ko utha ke bahtho

A Mom asked: Whom do u love more?
Me or your wife??

Son's cute reply: I don't know..
but ur love makes me forget my wife
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her love & care reminds me of U :)

Gabbar-Kitne Admi the?

Kalia- Sarkar 2

Gabbar= Mujhe ginti nahi Aati,
2 kya hota h?

Kalia- 2, 1 ke Baad Aata h.

Gabbar- Or 2 k pehle?

2 k pehle 1 Aata h.

Gabbar- To bich me kaun Aata hai?

Kalia- Bichme koi nahi Aata

Gabbar- To fir Dono ek sath Q nahi Aate?

Kalia- 2, 1 k bad hi aa sakta h
Q ki 2,1 se bada hai..

Gabar- 2, 1 se Kitna bada hai?

Kalia-Kutte...!
goli marni hai to mar de, Tera namak khaya hai,
CHAWANPRASH Nahi...;)