An Engineer was asked:
"What is the Technical Difference between Welding and Wedding ...."
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He replied: "Not much; both are joints, in a way.......
In Welding there are sparks first and bonding forever; whereas in Wedding there is bonding first and sparks forever :D :D
Mile To Hazaro Log The Zindagi Mein yaaro,
Wo Sab Se Alag Tha Jo Qismat Mein Nahi Tha....
सच्चे दोस्त वे होते हैं जो
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मदद करने से पहले दुनिया भर की गालियां देते हैं
Poocha tha usne haal badi muddaton ke baad,
Kuch pad gaya ankho mein ye keh ke ro pade....
जिन लड़को ने वोट डालने के लिये आधार कार्ड और वोटर कार्ड नहीं बनवाया, वो अब jio सिम लेने के लिये बनवा रहे हैं,
अब और कितना बदलेगा देश। :'D
-At college canteen-
Guys- Ohh man !! that girl is too hot.
Girls- OMG that guy is too hot.
Me- Sala ye bhatura kitna garam hai.
Tum agar do izazat to chand lafzon me keh du,
Ke tum bin mar to sakte hain par tum bin ji nahi sakte....
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