संता नौकरी के लिए इंटरव्यू देने गया
मैनेजरः आपको कितने सालों का तजुर्बा है
संताः माफ कीजिएगा सर, सालों का तो नहीं लेकिन तीन सालियों का तजुर्बा जरूर है।
Tujhse ab koi wasta nahi lekin,
Tere hise ka waqt aaj bhi tanha guzrta hai..
Itni shiddat se bhi pyaar naa karna kabhi kisi se.....
Bhot gehrai mein jane wale aksar doob jate
hain..
Kuch Aise Haadse Bhi Zindagi Mein Hote Hain,
Ke Insan bach to Jata Hai Magar Zinda Nahi Rehta....
Boy- mujhe sanskrit sikha do
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Pandit- kyu
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Boy- devtao ki bhasha he
Swarg me jarurat padegi .
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Pandit- agar narak me gaya to?
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Boy- gaaliya to aati hi he muje acchi wali .. :D
Intelligent santa
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Paji ye scooty kab li......??
Santa:- kal raat 1 ladki mujhe scooty
par bahut door le gai,
sab kapde utar ke boli jo chahiye le
lo,
me scooty le aaya.
Kapdo ka kya karta...?? :p =D :D :P
Teache to studnts:
1 Platform 2 km lamba hy, Aandhi
chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se,
Ek train ayi or delhi se mumbai ki
taraf chali gayi.
To Sawal ye hy k: Meri umar kitni
hai?
Sab bachay heraan ho k 1 dusre
ki shakal dekhne lagay....
tabhi pappu khada hua or bola :
sir apki umar 42 sal hai.
Teacher : Good, lekin tumne kese calculate kia?
Pappu : sir, hamare ghar k pas 1 Admi rehta hai,
wo adha pagal hy or uski umar
21 saal hai . . =D :P =D
Today's Reality:
Big House,
but Small Family...
More Degrees,
but Less Common Sense...
Advanced Medicine,
but Poor Health...
Touched Moon,
but Neighbours Unknown...
High Income,
but Less Peace of Mind...
High IQ,
but Less Emotions...
Good Knowledge,
but Less Wisdom...
Lots of Human Beings,
but Less Humanity...
Costly Watches,
but No Time..!!!
Google Earth Gives Us The Opportunity To Go
And See Every
Part Of The World.
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&
What Do We Do?
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We End Up Looking At Our Own House.:P