Wishing that this festival is one, which brings good luck and prosperity and hoping that it is joyous, and fills your days ahead with happiness. Have a wonderful Pongal.

Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho
to usko COW k samne le jao.
Agar wo dur gai to samajh lena
ki dimag me GOBAR hai,
agar pas ayi to samajh lena
k BHUSA hai

What's the difference b/w
"Girl & A Pack Of Cigarettes?"

Both Of them can make you
"SICK"
But at least The Cigarettes come with a
Warning

The biggest temptation of life is
to convert dreams into reality.
But the biggest defeat of life
comes when we surrender our dreams to reality

WORDS OF A BROKEN LOVER
"THE ONE N ONLY TIME I HATED THE WORD FRIENDS"
"WHEN SHE SAID LET US B ONLY FRIENDS"

If you spell "Rajanikant"
wrong on Google It doesn't say,
"Did you mean Rajinikanth?"

It simply replies,
"Run while you still have the chance."
Mind It! ;)

Meethe gud main mil gaya til,
udi patang aur khil gaya dil,
Har pal sukh aur har din shanti aap k liye
Happy Lohri

Sankranti chya haardik shubhechha
Marathi Asmita.. marathi mann,
Marathi paramparanchi Marathi Shaan,
Aaj Snakranti chya Sann
Gheuunn aala navchetanyachi khaann
Tidlagudd ghya god god vola

1 waqt tha ki,
duniya k sare nikamme
or nalayak log apne kaam kaj chood k mere sms padhte thae
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Mashallah!!! Aaj bhi ye silsila jari hai