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Sharabi Sms and Sharabi Quotes


Humko to beer ne luta,
Ciggerete mein kahan dum tha!!
Apni to kashti hi wahan doobi jahan whisky ka drum tha..!!
Cheers.. Cheers!!


Hum Jise Koyal Samjhey Wo Kauwa Nikla
Jise Hum Dost Samjhey Wo Hauwa Nikla
Jo Rokte They Humein Sharaab Peene Se
Unhi Ki Jeb Se Pauwa.


Ek jaam ulfat ke naam,
Ek jaam mohabat ke naam,
Ek jaam wafa ke naam,
Puri botal bewafa ke naam,
Aur pura bill doston ke naam.

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Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay
k baad dukan wala bola
"ap ko charti nahi hay?"
bhagwan: main bhagwan hun
Club wala: charh gaye salay ko :)


Doodh Mein Uria, Mineral Water Mein Castic Soda,
Pepsi Aur Coke Mein Pesticide, Yani Pani Wani Bhi Kharab,
Ab Hum Kya Kare, Pure Bachi Bhi Hai To Sirf Yeh Sharab..


Botal Chupa dena kafan mein meri
Shamshan mein piya karunga
Jab mangega hisab Uparwala ;
To use bhi peg bana kar diya karunga?

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.


Baap: Sharab, cigarette, larkian yeh sab tumhari dushman hain beta.

Beta: jo mard apny dushmano sy bhaagta hai woh buzdil hota hai dady....


Whatever the questions is, Liquor Is The Answer

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