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Laayak nahin, Nalaayak hoon main,
Fraudy bada, dukhdaayak hoon main,
Is Job ki, mujhko kya samajh,
Is Job ke, kahaan laayak hoon main.

JEE HAN, MAIN HOON NALAAYAK !!!


question paper dekha to yeh jaana sanam
exam musibat hai yeh maana sanam
ab yahaan se kahaan jaaye hum
paper lekh lekh ke mar jaaye hum


Q Msg Msg krti hai,
Q Msg pe tu marti hai.

Ik bat mjhe batla de tu,
ApNa Package Q nahi karti hai,

kya hota hai Msg ka,
Msg ki laga dun dhairi

mai barish kr don Msg ki,
memory full ho jaye teri

msg aaye msg jaye aik ka ho ke tikta na,

mobile tera is model ka bazaron main ab bikta na,

jaan nikale gi ab iski kya niyat hai terii.

Paise ba'cha k msg k kya lagaye gi tu Rerh'hi..(theyla)

Main barish kar doon balance ki Diwali ho jaye teri... ;->

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Zara si Mobile men de jagah tu
Zara sa Inbox le saja..
Zara sa Sent items me ja tu...
Zara sa Balance ko le ghata. Me bhejun $m$ tujh ko meri Jaan bepanah..


Tum Paas Aae, Yun Muskurae, Apne 32 Dant, Mjhko Dikhae, Yeh dekh K Mera
Dil, Phoot Phoot K Rota Hai, Yar Tumse Tou Ek Brush Bhi, Theek Se Nahi Hota He!


Kuch Kuch Hota Hai(Remix)
Exam Pas Aye, Dil Gabhraye
Teacher Ne Jane Kyu Danda Dikhaye
Ab to Mera Pen Ruk Ruk Ke Chalta Hy
Kya Karu Haye, Bohut Dar Lagta Hai

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If aNy fAt gIrL CrosS U...
But Come bacK 2 U At Listening Of Ur WhistLe. . .
ThiS SituaTiOn iz Calld. . . .
"GOLMAAL
RETURN" . . .


Atif Aslam live in an Exam

Kuch is tarah...Teri copy, meri copy se miladay, Answer teray...saaray mujhay paper pe chapa day,
Tu her ghari her waqt sir k sath raha hai,
Han yeh jism bloody fool abhi kaanp raha hai,
Jo solution hain ye teray.unhain tu mera pata dy!
Kuch estrha tera paper mere paper c milade


"Jaane tu ya jaane na"
CLASS VERSI0N
Kabhi kabhi tou lage classr00m me rahi na khushi or na maza...
Kabhi kabhi tou lage har class mushkil or har sum ek khata..
Aise me koi kese apne teacher ko parhane se roke...
0r kese koi soch ley Everyday's gonna B sunday!!!

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