God only gives three answers to prayer:
1. 'Yes!'
2. 'Not yet.'
3. 'I have something better in mind.
अपनी सफलताओ का रौब माता पिता को मत दिखाओ.. उन्होंने अपनी जिंदगी हार के आपको जिताया है..!!
A Blind Man Was Begging On Side With A Board Written..
"I Am Blind Help Me"
.
Once A Man Passing That Side Saw Him.
He Took His Board & Wrote Some Thing.
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From That Time The Blind Man Got Heavy Collection.
Many People Started Giving Money To Him.
Can You Guess What He Wrote..??
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He Wrote: "U R Beautiful But,
I Cant See U"
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The Way Of expressing Can Change
Many Things.
So express Ur Ideas In Different Way. :)
A handsome Saudi was sitting in a restaurant in the States with a lady....
He asked a waiter to take the most expensive bottle of Wine to a very attractive girl sitting alone at a table in a corner.
Waiter brought in the elitist wine bottle & took the bottle to the woman and said, 'Excuse me mam, this precious bottle is from that gentleman who is seated over there.' and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.
She stared at the bottle coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by note. The waiter, who was staying nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a BMW in your garage, a house in Spain, a million dollars in the bank and have to leave this lady....'
After reading the note, the Saudi decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the girl.
It read: 'Just to let you know, things aren't always what they appear or rather what you want them to be. I have a Ferrari Enzo, a Range Rover, a Mercedes SLS and a Porsche Panamera in my several garages;
I have beautiful homes in Saudi, Hawaii, Dubai and Morocco and a 10,000 acre estate in England.
There is over 30 million dollars in my bank account and portfolio.
But, even for a girl as beautiful as you are, I am not going to leave my mother.Just send the bottle back please.
Ek Red Light Area Pe Kya Khoob Bat Likhi Hui Thi,
Ke Yhan Sirf Jism Bikta Hai,
Emaan Khridna Hai To Police-Station Agle Chowk Pe Hai....!!
10 things a girl probably doesn't know about a guy :
1. Guys are more emotional then they think, if they loved them truly.
2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
4. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
5. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.
6. Girls are guys' weaknesses.
7. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
8. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
9. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
10. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible..
Conversation between two indians :
Indian 1 : Yaar India mein bahut corruption ho gaya hai.
Indian 2 : haan yaar, saale sab neta chor hai.
Conversation between an indian and a foreigner :
Foreigner : India is a corrupt country.
Indian : Shut the f*ck up,
you bastrad, otherwise i"ll brake your all teeth...:D
Moral :
Tedha hai par mera hai.
Respect your country because you are your country.
proud to be Indian
I was raped at the age of 9 -Oprah
I didn't even complete my
University Education
- Bill Gates
In my childhood days, I stitched shoes
-Abraham Lincoln
I struggled academically
throughout elementary school
-Ben Carson
I used to serve tea at a shop to support my football training
-Lionel Messi
I used to sleep on the floorin
friends rooms, returning Coke bottles for food money, and getting weekly
free meals at a local temple -Steve Jobs
My teachers used to call me a failure
- Tony Blair
I failed in std 10th
-Sachin tendulkar
I was a conductor in Bus
-Rajnikant
Life is not about what you couldn't do so far,
It's about - WHAT YOU STILL CAN !
SO NEVER GIVE UP!...!!!!
A child ask to God if every thing is already written then why should i pray??
God smiled and replied
May be sometimes i have written
'' AS YOU WISH"