Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!
Ok honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?
If your face had "Welcome" written on it, it would make a perfect doormat
If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in.
I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.
I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?