You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!
You are proof that God has a sense of humor.
Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!
When he dies, they'll bury him face down, so that he can see where he's going.
Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
There you go again, flushing the sweet milk of human kindness through the U-bend of cynicism.
Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you !
Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!