What is a girl friend?
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Addition of problems,
subtraction of money,
Multiplication of enemies &
division of friends......
Girlfriend:" Hey
Boyfriend:" Who's Hey..??, don't ever call me back.
Girlfriend:" Sorry! My Love, how are you doing.. ??
Boyfriend:" I'm Fine! And You.. ??
Girlfriend:" I'm fine, but I need something from you..
Boyfriend:" What ??
Girlfriend:" Sweetie please could you SEND me 15k ??
Boyfriend:" 15k for what..??
Girlfriend:" 5k for my clothes, 7k for my hair+nails and 3k for my shoes..
Boyfriend:" Awww sure my love,here..
k,
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count it, its complete and take this extra 2k.
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that's for your perfume..:P
GIRL- i cheated
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Boy: So wat, Do you think i love you?
I was also cheating you for past 2 yrs.
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She shouted and said:.....Kamine I
was talking about examss..
is baar to boy ka popat ho gaya :P :D
Boy in a romantic mood -
Aaj mausam kitna suhana hai..
Thandi hawa bhi hai...
Badal bhi hai aasmaan mein...
Baarish bhi hone wali hai......
Tumhe kya lagta hai???
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Girl (gusse mein) - Mujhe lagta hai aaj meri ijjat khatre mein hai kaminey.. X_X >=)
Ek ladka bhagte hue ek ladki
ke pas gaya
aur
bola
"mai tumse dosti karna chahta
hu", .
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Ladki boli : "to hamari
dushmani kab thi
BHAAIIIYYAA" . . .
Wonderful confession by a girl
in church
She : i m in love with a boy
who is far away from me.
I m in India and he lives in uk. We met on marriage website,
Became friends on fb, Had long chats on whatsapp, Proposed each other
on skype,
N now 2 months of relationship through viber, I need ur blessings and good
wish. ''oh god'',
Guy besides her said :
now get married on twitter,
Have fun on tango,
Buy your kids from ebay, Send them through gmail, And if u r fed up with ur
husband or kids then sell them on OLX :D :P
Girls Fall In Love With Guys Who
Have Ability to Make Them Smile,
and
Guys Fall In Love With Girls Who
Have Ability To Make Them Cry
Girlfriend to boyfriend
Girlfriend - Mai apki yaad
main Apke Letters K
Stamp Tickets Ko KISS
Krti Hu Unhe Apke LipS
Ne Chhua Hoga
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Boyfriend - Par Mai To
Unhe Apne Kutte Ki
Naak Se Gila Kr K
Chipkata Tha
physics student proposing a
chemistry Girl: I love u more than an electron
wants to attract proton....
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Girl: Oye carbon monoxide, apna
conical flask jesa face lay k foran yahan sy reduce ho ja,
is sey pehley k tujhey oxidise kar
dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahey,
Kambakht,
Graphite ki aulad:-P =D;)